Newton Emerson.. Sick of Peace!

Gerry Junior

The Nerd of the North, and Nonsensical Numpty they call Newton Emerson had another supposed ‘satirical’ swipe at Ógra in his Saturday Irish News column. He writes:

“Ógra Shinn Féin has criticised the view that collusion was the work of ‘a few rouge members of the RUC.’ Don’t they know you can’t put lipstick on a pig?”

I know, like yourselves I was falling of the chair after that ingenious burst of comedial wit – NOT!

Although it shows how far reaching the Republican project is, when Unionists like Newton are running around referring to the RUC as pigs.

Imagine describing them as that, disgraceful….. the poor pigs!

(Handsome Devil our Newton!)

The ‘genius’, with a face that only a mother could love has been churning out this wit for years. The worst about it is that this Casanova actually gets paid to write the stuff.

Lauded by the mainstream media for his apolitical and apathetic antagonism, he suits their agenda that all politics is bad and boring. He has described Irish politics as patently absurd… strange considering his ramblings. Pot, kettle and all that.

As he in true optimistic ‘satirical’ fashion finishes his column on Saturday,

“Finally in the spirit of every other columnist in Norn Iron (his words). I must write a few words on how wonderful it was in 2007 to see old enemies come together in a spirit of co-operation leading to a bright new dawn for all the people. No, sorry. I can’t do this. Pass the sick bag.”

So there you have it, this self pontificating, cotton wrapped mummy’s boy from Pleasantville heights, Portadown is getting sick at the prospect of peace….

I’ve an idea Newton, how about a plane ticket to Antartica instead… might help you get over your sickness! Then again I wouldn’t wish that on the poor penguins.