Take A Break!

Gerry Junior

Tenacious Tim Collins, the courageous Colonel from our 'wee country' has encouraged Brits to take time out from 'the force.'

The Bastard of Basra has suggested that young Brit soldiers need long periods of rest. Timothy old boy says that military life is exhausting and the poor 'soldiers' can achieve all they can imagine after just two or three tours of duty.


Well I suppose a brutal occupation, daily slaughtering of innocent civilians and institutionalised and routine humiliation of prisoners is rather exhausting work, and I suppose all that could be sorted in a few tours.

Timmy Mallet then suggests that 'skilled' soldiers take career breaks so they can stay fresh for the challenge.

Challenge..... I hope thats not another prelude to yet another British Imperialist occupation.

And career breaks....... with all the invaluable 'skills' enlisted by the Brit Army, how to occupy, torture, humiliate and murder, I wonder what careers await these long line of lunatics. Not exactly the best candidates for a Greengrocers or Corner Shop.

The British Army has offered 6 months breaks to 'personnel' since 2006. Heres an idea courtesy of Gerry Junior,

"Take a Break for Life!"