It would appear that Irish Republican's have infiltrated and established 'sleeper cells' in the leading game's developer Electronic Arts.
In a shocking blow to the union, the future stability of 'our wee country', and the morale of the green and white army, the newly developed Uefa Euro 2008 game has the 'Norn Iron' virtual players lining up on the field and standing to attention as Amhrán na bhFiann blasts out loudly in the background.
The subliminal messages behind this cunning plan will no doubt shake the very foundations of even the most ardent fan and to double the impact, the 'Norn Iron' team are crap, promoting the common sense approach that for Irish soccer to compete it must unite.
Angry 'Norn Iron' fans have already began venting their anger over internet forums, asking for EA to heed the fact that "northern Ireland remains part of the UK." And confused tourists have been witnessed scratching their heads in bewilderment on the Shankill Road as the Irish National Anthem belts out loudly from local Youth Clubs as young 'loyalists' compete with their 'national' team in the new game.
Who would have ever thought that 'computer games' would be a key site of struggle?
'The next generation of Amhran na bhFiann singing 'Norn Iron' fans'
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