I see that Daniel O’Donnell’s years in the country charts, good Christian living and long line of elderly, almost deceased female admirers has won him the privilege of junior minister and right hand man to the Big Man.
One DUP insider, Paul McDingleberry said,
“Everyone is so joyed having Donegal’s finest at the helm, he’s quite the catch.”
Commenting further, Sammy O’Naturist, said,
“The Big Man’s wife, that damn Eileen, sorry I mean Dame, is a huge fan of Daniel. She has been since she turned 70, and this has swayed the DUP’s decision.”
Gerry Junior contacted Betty Gravesoon, the 128 year old president of the official Daniel O Donnell fan club, to see what her thoughts where,
“There could be considerable loss of life of the North’s elderly population if Daniel’s tour schedule is affected; his sexy dance routines have kept my heart ticking long beyond my years.”
So there you have it, you either need to be a relative, property developer or Eoin McLove to go far in the DUP these days.
1 comment:
ah jaysuz GJ thats a wile dig at the poor wee man comparing him with that bigoted bastard donaldson!
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